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Following a rousing match of road hockey, Mr. P. and the Butcher discuss the finer points of Newton's 2nd Law of Physics as it relates to hooking, slashing and beer.
On the day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Twelve Paris Hiltons (actually 24), Eleven Ice Marshalls a-steamin', Ten Torches burning, Nine Pajama Men a-stylin', Eight Jesses Leakin', Seven Dr. Bug's a-thuggin', Six Achilles' Perron, Five Smokey Hills, Four Freight Train Larondes, Three Mr. P.'s, Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 2nd day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Eleven Ice Marshalls a-steamin', Ten Torches burning, Nine Pajama Men a-stylin', Eight Jesses Leakin', Seven Dr. Bug's a-thuggin', Six Achilles' Perron, Five Smokey Hills, Four Freight Train Larondes, Three Mr. P.'s, Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 3rd day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Ten Torches burning, Nine Pajama Men a-stylin', Eight Jesses Leakin', Seven Dr. Bugs a-thuggin', Six Achilles' Perron, Five Smokey Hills, Four Freight Train Larondes, Three Mr. P.'s, Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 4th day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Nine Pajama Men a-stylin', Eight Jesses Leakin', Seven Dr. Bug's a-thuggin', Six Achilles' Perron, Five Smokey Hills, Four Freight Train Larondes, Three Mr. P.'s, Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 5th day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Eight Jesses Leakin', Seven Dr. Bugs a-thuggin', Six Achilles' Perron, Five Smokey Hills, Four Freight Train Larondes, Three Mr. P.'s, Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 6th day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Seven Dr. Bugs a-thuggin', Six Achilles' Perron, Five Smokey Hills, Four Freight Train Larondes, Three Mr. P.'s, Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 7th day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Six Achilles' Perron, Five Smokey Hills, Four Freight Train Larondes, Three Mr. P.'s, Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 8th day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Five Smokey Hills, Four Freight Train Larondes, Three Mr. P.'s, Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 9th day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Four Freight Train Larondes, Three Mr. P's, Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 10th day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Three Mr. P's, Two Magnesium Boys, and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 11th day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: Two Magnesium Boys and One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.
On the 12th day before Christmas, the Killer Strawberries give to you: One Butcher Brophey in an ugly mood.