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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Killer Strawberries on Tour - The Voyageur Route

The Vice and G.A.W.D. pose at the conclusion of the trip.

The Butcher and G.A.W.D. celebrate the end.


The Vice and Freight Train on Elm Point of the Mattawa River before breaking camp on the final leg of the Voyageur Canoe Trip.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Killer Strawberries do the Voyageur Route

The Butcher, Freight Train, the Vice and G.A.W.D. looking fresh after a 3 day canoe trip from Trout Lake down the Mattawa River to Samuel de Champlain Provincial Park. An Uber Excellent adventure. More photos to follow.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

The Desert Blooms

Wow! Not only are Killer Strawberry affiliates producing beer in massive quantities, it would appear that baby production has also been high on certain members' agendas.

Samara Desert and Warrin' Peace are the newest parents in the Strawbs'universe. Kirsten Valeria Adrianna was born on June 2, 2011 and weighs about a quarter ounce. According to Warrin' Peace as he was interviewed by the local press as he exited the Garage of Bad Ideas, "After cutting her own umbilical cord, she walked out of her mother's womb, did a cartwheel and made herself a grilled cheese sandwich." Great things are expected of her.

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

The Vice's Vices

You get a phone call in the middle of the night from your buddy telling you to show up for a vice-filled afternoon. After checking whether you have to go to work within the next 3 days and find out that you don't, you agree to rendezvous. And this is what can happen.

Hookers, cocaine and some bad stuff too!

Friday, June 03, 2011

Strawbs on the Limks

There's a bit more "evil" going on here than meets the eye as the Vice, the Ice Marshal and Strawb "gone to seed" Viking Ericson rest between holes.

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Magtot Pops out

Next generation Strawb Emerges From Womb

The Immaculate Conception of MagTot Buchwald came to fruition earlier this month (date withheld for privacy reasons) as MagGirl gave birth to a whopping 14 pounder in the outhouse of her parents' cottage in Restoule, On. "We had to use the outhouse" claimed proud dad MagBoy. "All the local inns were booked and there has been a dreadful shortage of mangers."

MagGirl survived the ordeal with nary a scratch and had to be informed that MagTot had been birthed 5 minutes earlier. Apparently his arrival conflicted with her Appletini Hour, a habit she developed over the last couple of years to ease her afternoon boredom. MagBoy' though, fainted at least four times, not because of the trauma of childbirth, the cruel words of his birthing wife or the odour emanating from the outhouse holding pit. It was more of a "there goes my spare time" type of thing.

MagTot, or MagNolian as he is being called at home, has already been signed up for power skating, power biking and power brewing. His future looks bright.