Killer Strawberries Golf 2024

After a 7 year hiatus, the Killer Strawberries once again demonstrated their prowess with hand held weapons as they assaulted one of the local golf courses in a pitched  battle for Le Grand Richard trophy.

Two teams - the 3 man squad of Mag Boy, Slickery, and the adopted amigo Vinnie, and the Fab 4 team of the Butcher, Moses, Doctor Thug, and the Vice - slashed their way around Osprey  Links. Finesse was quickly discarded on the first hole as the Strawbs consistently hacked, hooked, sliced, and duffed balls with abandon. The only safe place in front of them was the fairway. It was a wise decision to play only 9 holes.

At the end of the ordeal, the Fab 4 eclipsed the 3 man team to claim Le Grand Richard. A review of both teams scores will be undertaken due to the improbable scores that were tallied. The winners claimed they finished at even par, while the other team may have been a tad more honest with a 2 over par score.

Nonetheless, the lies and tales continued at the local terminal tavren, the Moose, following the debacle on the course. Self congratulations and guffaws ensued. Countless pounds of wings, nachos, poppers, nachos and Belgian swill were consumed,