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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Nothing Happened

Killer Strawberries 6 Jet Rangers 1

Game Report

February 11, 2010

It was a game as forgettable as Gumby's pre-1982 love life (or was that pre-2009?). The team did not even bother to go to the Terminal Tavren after the match. Overall, the evening would have been better spent watching Celine Dion do her nails, hungover, toothless and unshowered.

Only an unhealthy dose of ennui was consumed.


Anonymous said...

Sems like the memories of an old mind. What about Le Plug's goals, What about some of the nifty passing, what about the "roulet les bonne temps" in the dressing room?

The Vice

Anonymous said...

Ya, what about all those nifty passes which resulted in numerous deflected pucks on net and the resulting amazing or luck saves?

Rob Greenfield said...

Whose net are you talking about?

Rob Greenfield said...

Pretty sad Report/Write Up - no mention of our replacement goalie for the game, Mark, who allowed us to dress our regular goalie as a player so we could ice enough skaters on the ice. I'm thinking the IM Reporter is suffering in synch with Dr. Thug and missed the whole game.