Game Report
December 3, 2009
Killer Strawberries 6 Jet Rangers 1 or 2.
Bing! skates 4324 miles and slams in 2. Freight Train 444 just misses hat trick. Vice pulls groin and is asked to leave the rink. Gumby grumbles, tumbles and fumbles. Mumbles heard. Archilles plays D better than regular D. PJM shows up late with a bad haircut but at least showed up, unlike Dr. Thug (performing oral exams somewhere), Whoa.horny (mild cardiac infarction caused by wife's Xmas spending), Warrin'Peace (still attempting procreation on demand). MagBoy whirls, twirls and hurls in penalty box, much to the delight of the fans watching at home. Le Plug blocks the door except for 1 or 2 soft ones... off-ice training recommended. Shiny loses 40 pounds while patrolling the blue line like a Killer Puppy freshly neutered. Still weighs more than IMW at game end. IMW plays so poorly, he asks himself if life is worth it. Doesn't even bother answering his own question. Gumby directs him to his favourite self-snuff out site.
Terminal Tavren: conversation as scintillating as the IMW's game. 3 glasses of water and much ennui consumed..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Dear IMW,
Not sure why you are so depressed about your game?! Afterall, you provided a perfect screen on a shot from the point that the goalie couldn't see and therefore couldn't block, which resulted in a goal!...oh ya I forgot, that was our goalie.
Never fear IMW, you can always report on the Hooter Girls Spring Training camp!
In Sol,
Uber Hooter
xoxox
Somebody get the IMW an ovaltine, quick!
hmmm, IMW's gone soft, no mention of the Christmas soiree at the swanky house.
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