Game Report
November 19, 2012
Killer Strawberries
3 TNA 1
Record: 2-3-2
With Freight Train Laronde, The Vice and The Marquis DeSave
safely demoted to either the Nasty Cupcakes or the Buttface Bottomfeeders, the
Strawbs cranked down their intensity to fondle a small victory against an
enthusiastic squad of TNA advocates.
Not a single drop of sweat was wasted for the win. The press
awarded only one Star of The Game, a third place nod to Shiny She Brightly
whose fabulous pass to Slickery ensured 2 points for his underachieving team.
For the rest, it was evening of sleepskating. Even the Butcher’s two trips to the
Personality Box were half-hearted.
Most blamed the hockeytorial lethargy on the pre-game team meal
served up by that underappreciated gastronome, Gawdawful Gumby at his summer
palace on Mystery Bay. The victuals consisted of potato chips, Scotch and an
unusual frozen puff pastry dessert prepared by the 4-Star chef himself. After
the repast,tThe team limo was summoned to take the boys to the arena where they
put on a masterful display of inertia.
After the game, the limo dropped off each player one by one.
Nobody had the energy to make it to the Terminal Tavren for the normal post
game debriefing. Yet, from all reports, everyone slept well.
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