Game report (4-3 record)
Strawbs 1 - The Load Slinger 0 (with a slight case of carpel tunnel)
Regrets tonight were Dr Thug (suffering from a wind tunnel testing injury), Shiny and Riley Motors.
Their jerseys were menacing like Viper's jet from Top Gun. In this story Goose did not die, and the ice man wasn't an egotistical hero supporting antagonist rather simply a solid water resurfacing engineer. Enough with 80 classics. The Straws hit them below the crossbar and earned a 1 nothing game early.
Marquis came up large on a few key occasions playing a great positional game in net. It was once said that Marquis de Save can be as reliable as a good quality toilet paper. 1
Fortunately for us, the Load Slingers, whose evening practices occur in front of a mirror, couldn't put it south of the cross bar on most open shots. Philly Cheese won 103% of all face offs including 2 from the bench. Sarge and Ken kept on the pressure nearly scoring every shift with Ken play-making the only assist of the game winning goal.
Slick and Mayor Maynot "didn't" but that's OK because most of their time was well spent killing time trying to score through a log truck spill of sticks that lay'ed across the shooting lanes and crease.
The big stars tonight were the short staffed defense. Credit goes to The Vice, Fiss'erman Bro and Charlie Tango. Bravo to you in November, lets go drink some whiskey..... hope you echo that.
It was too early to go anywhere but home and consume anything beige.... anything.
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
Monday, November 10, 2014
Network cable Unplugged - IMW write up from the past
Killer Strawberries 1 Battalion 1
Game Report
November 30, 2011
Record 7-1-2
This game was so indescribably dull that the new paint in the lobby of the Pete Palangio Arenas refused to dry for the benefit of those fans who could not stomach watching the horror show unfolding on ice pad #1.
Pyjama Man must have known a stinker was in the forecast and, consequently, did not bother to show up for the match. And, although he was somewhat present, Sir Gawdawful Gumby, did not bother to show up either. He must have bathed in some kind of super-soporific before gracing the ice complex with a complex of his own.
Gawd was, in the words of a long time Strawbs’ fan, an abomination wrapped in a disgrace. This reporter believes he caught a glimpse of Gawd’s not-so-distant-dotage in which our anti-hero will be shuffling, single-socked and diaper-filled, about his third rate nursing home in search of the remains of his mind.
Not only was he counter-effective on the evening, he and his defence partner, whose own performance lacked more than a smidgeon of je ne sais quoi, took shifts so long that they had to shave each time they returned to the bench. There is gumbying, which is occasionally forgivable, and uber-gumbying, which is never so.
Dash Flashinger continued his frustration, missing frequent opportunities to score his first goal of the year. The Ice Marshal is considering elevating him to a position on his opposite wing in order to help him break out of his scoring virginity. “The kid has ability” stated the team’s handsomest man. “He just needs to move his hero-worship from Uber Gumby to someone, anyone, more appropriate.”
Between the pipes, The Marquis DeSad, finally had a good game, more or less.
After the game, those who played well reconvened at the Terminal Tavren to discuss potential moves before the upcoming trade deadline. But as someone noted” We ain’t gonna get anything for him anyway.”
4 Steamwhistle, 6 Muskoka Cream, 1 Bud, 2 Granville, 5 lbs of chicken scrotums and a lot of head shaking were consumed.
Game Report
November 30, 2011
Record 7-1-2
This game was so indescribably dull that the new paint in the lobby of the Pete Palangio Arenas refused to dry for the benefit of those fans who could not stomach watching the horror show unfolding on ice pad #1.
Pyjama Man must have known a stinker was in the forecast and, consequently, did not bother to show up for the match. And, although he was somewhat present, Sir Gawdawful Gumby, did not bother to show up either. He must have bathed in some kind of super-soporific before gracing the ice complex with a complex of his own.
Gawd was, in the words of a long time Strawbs’ fan, an abomination wrapped in a disgrace. This reporter believes he caught a glimpse of Gawd’s not-so-distant-dotage in which our anti-hero will be shuffling, single-socked and diaper-filled, about his third rate nursing home in search of the remains of his mind.
Not only was he counter-effective on the evening, he and his defence partner, whose own performance lacked more than a smidgeon of je ne sais quoi, took shifts so long that they had to shave each time they returned to the bench. There is gumbying, which is occasionally forgivable, and uber-gumbying, which is never so.
Dash Flashinger continued his frustration, missing frequent opportunities to score his first goal of the year. The Ice Marshal is considering elevating him to a position on his opposite wing in order to help him break out of his scoring virginity. “The kid has ability” stated the team’s handsomest man. “He just needs to move his hero-worship from Uber Gumby to someone, anyone, more appropriate.”
Between the pipes, The Marquis DeSad, finally had a good game, more or less.
After the game, those who played well reconvened at the Terminal Tavren to discuss potential moves before the upcoming trade deadline. But as someone noted” We ain’t gonna get anything for him anyway.”
4 Steamwhistle, 6 Muskoka Cream, 1 Bud, 2 Granville, 5 lbs of chicken scrotums and a lot of head shaking were consumed.
Friday, October 03, 2014
2014-2015 Season Opener - Oct. 6, 2014
Everyone is scheduled to play the Monday night's season opener except a tentative Gawd.
As we look forward to a face off, Gawd will look down from above a roof off. I hope you can pull your equipment out from under old drywall and make it to double rinks for 8pm Monday, Oct. 6.
Welcome to the new rookies Riley and Chris. There will be no pre-game hazing, but contractor Gawd will be handing out 2 pairs of work gloves. As per Strawberry ritual, you will help out your fellow team mates with what ever home improvement project is in the works. When that project is complete, putting a new roof on Gawd's house for example, then your rookie period is officially over and you are considered a full Strawb. You can choose to wear your hockey helmet on the job site. Good luck and see everyone at the game.... hopefully Gawd too. (As that will give us 2 full lines)
As we look forward to a face off, Gawd will look down from above a roof off. I hope you can pull your equipment out from under old drywall and make it to double rinks for 8pm Monday, Oct. 6.
Welcome to the new rookies Riley and Chris. There will be no pre-game hazing, but contractor Gawd will be handing out 2 pairs of work gloves. As per Strawberry ritual, you will help out your fellow team mates with what ever home improvement project is in the works. When that project is complete, putting a new roof on Gawd's house for example, then your rookie period is officially over and you are considered a full Strawb. You can choose to wear your hockey helmet on the job site. Good luck and see everyone at the game.... hopefully Gawd too. (As that will give us 2 full lines)
Thursday, August 14, 2014
Strawbs 1/2 golf rain out 2014
It was un-unanimous whether to golf or to be warm and dry.
Some die hards decided to brave death and play 4 holes of golf. It was free as long as they signed a waiver not to sue the course for near drownings during game play. My dry hat off to you. Otherwise Strawbs, which included the new executive, held a meeting and played some shuffle board at the local legion. In great spirits and for great spirits, all joined at the terminal tavren for post off-season awards and a bite to eat. Here are some photos of the evening.
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Friday, February 14, 2014
Thursday, February 06, 2014
First Tie of 2014
Game Report (1-0 record)
Killer Strawberries 5 Mighty Ducks 5
Jan 30, 2014
Magdad returned to the line up, after missing his only game not due to a life threatening surgical procedure. (The Butcher's services were turned down several times) His absence was due to a mandatory meeting with a new fan for the team. It will take months of training before she is ready to cheer properly.
Magdad's return provided the much needed motivation in order to compete with the feisty Ducks who were no doubt aiming to provide the Strawbs with their first back to back set of loses. Slick made the board with many assists and a nice mesh bender. Much of the offense came from our defense who pushed the play past the blue line on several occasion. Before the buzzer Mayor's line tied the game up with a trick shot from the team's most improved player, the tunnel boring play maker sometimes know as FISSUREMAN.
You can't tell this by the score, but the Marquis continues to prove himself playoff worthy and perhaps the team's MVP.
To my knowledge no one regrouped at the terminal tavren or ate avian meat parts or drank southern Ontario swill.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Long winded and short handed
Game Report (1-0 record)
Killer Strawberries 4 The Puckers 2 Crusty
Jan 9, 2013
It wasn't hard to see from the bench that the absence of players left enough room to invite the entire Oahu Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Strawbettes cheer leading squad to the Home box. Of course the 3 spare players probably wouldn't take their shifts so the executives advised against that. Sorry laddies, executive party appearances only!
The self induced injury list continues to pile up and reek havoc with line match ups. Its best to pull names from a hat and get to the face off circle accepting your draw. After the puck is dropped players seem to gravitate toward their dream positions anyway. Most games we start off with 5 forwards and then by the second period end up with 5 slow deference. Fortunately the "Marquis de save a la diskette" prefers the crease area despite pulling centerman out of the hat.
Slickery is out. With a hockey stick, he amputated his own apendics and ate it. Apparently observing the Butcher's patented hockeystickectomy paid off. Slickery's naturopath had advised him that the only way to cure appendicitis was to eat your own appendics. So far it has been a low carb success. The gaping hole isn't healing so well.
Get better Hannibal!
Philly Cheese is out. I heard it was a freak turkey carving accident.
Get better PC.
Shinny is out. After his recent trip around the world and coming in contact with 1000's of sporting event urinals he finally caught the swine flu (hotdog flu) and about 10 other mutated viruses. It should be cleared up by the end of the Olympic men's hockey gold silver final. Before your return from Sochi Dr Thug needs an OK from the CDC.
Get better and Go Canada Go!
The rest of the squad does not need mention in this write up. We were there and toughed out a short bench yet again. By the end of the game the Puckers couldn't contain their geriatric contempt but that's the way we like them to end. The same as it ever was.
It was too late to consume anything but 91 octane for the ride home.
It wasn't hard to see from the bench that the absence of players left enough room to invite the entire Oahu Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Strawbettes cheer leading squad to the Home box. Of course the 3 spare players probably wouldn't take their shifts so the executives advised against that. Sorry laddies, executive party appearances only!
The self induced injury list continues to pile up and reek havoc with line match ups. Its best to pull names from a hat and get to the face off circle accepting your draw. After the puck is dropped players seem to gravitate toward their dream positions anyway. Most games we start off with 5 forwards and then by the second period end up with 5 slow deference. Fortunately the "Marquis de save a la diskette" prefers the crease area despite pulling centerman out of the hat.
Slickery is out. With a hockey stick, he amputated his own apendics and ate it. Apparently observing the Butcher's patented hockeystickectomy paid off. Slickery's naturopath had advised him that the only way to cure appendicitis was to eat your own appendics. So far it has been a low carb success. The gaping hole isn't healing so well.
Get better Hannibal!
Philly Cheese is out. I heard it was a freak turkey carving accident.
Get better PC.
Shinny is out. After his recent trip around the world and coming in contact with 1000's of sporting event urinals he finally caught the swine flu (hotdog flu) and about 10 other mutated viruses. It should be cleared up by the end of the Olympic men's hockey gold silver final. Before your return from Sochi Dr Thug needs an OK from the CDC.
Get better and Go Canada Go!
The rest of the squad does not need mention in this write up. We were there and toughed out a short bench yet again. By the end of the game the Puckers couldn't contain their geriatric contempt but that's the way we like them to end. The same as it ever was.
It was too late to consume anything but 91 octane for the ride home.
Under the watchful eye of Ice Marshall Walpole (Ret.), the Killer Strawberries extended its early season winning streak to six wins and 0 losses. In typical Strawbs fashion, the team played to the level of its competition, and in this particular case, it was anything but a beauty. Out chanced, out worked, out muscled, out lucked, but not out scored, the team eeked out a win by one goal. Suffice to say the Strawbs were not overly happy with their play, but all were quick to note "a win is a win." They were probably out quoted by the opposing team as well.
Most of the vets retired to the terminal tavren following the game to enjoy anything but re-hashing the game. As has been the case all season, no rookies were invited to the post game soiree. The usual lies, drinks and food were consumed.
Most of the vets retired to the terminal tavren following the game to enjoy anything but re-hashing the game. As has been the case all season, no rookies were invited to the post game soiree. The usual lies, drinks and food were consumed.
Friday, December 20, 2013
'Ralphs Falls, Tamsania
Strawb banished by Devuono found in the land of the convicts'
TAFKATB
PS Have a great Christmas season
Thursday, December 19, 2013
T'was the Night Before the Killer Strawberries' Christmas
T’was the break before Christmas,
And all through the league
Teams looked at the standings
And saw the Strawbs, with intrigue
“How could they be first?”
The pubescent boys inquired,
“They’ve past the best before date,
And are almost expired!”
But in the midst of a rebuild,
The Strawbs came on strong,
With better ideas this year than
Beer cases with thongs.
Was it the dropping of Butcher,
from the ol’ chopping block?
Or was there something terribly wrong
With the arena’s score clock?
Could it be Ice Marshall Walpole,
An exec from last year,
Who protested the four-heads
And packed up his gear?
Perhaps with the divestment
Of a Freight Train we knew
That by 44%
Our chances of winning grew.
According to the Strawbs,
Who are toughing it out
They are encouraged by Dr. Thug,
And his infamous shout.
And if you ask one Gawdawful Gumby
He’ll say it’s because,
In an exaggerated tone:
“Same as it ever was.”
“Same as it ever was.”
Mark Wagner
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Strawbs finish 8-2 the first half of 2013-2014
Strawbs celebrating the end of the first half of 2013-2014.
Monday, December 02, 2013
Slick Trick
Nov. 28 Game Report
Strawberries 6 - Mongeese Flew South (4)
The Slick is back! Not since we played that team without a goalie has Slick recorded a slicktrick. Hats rained on to the ice. They were great hats too. Hats like Bombardier, Molson 50, CP Rail, Gawd is Watching (with a picture of Gawd winking). Someone tossed one of those "Who Farted" hats. You know the one that looks roughed up like it was worn to a Zoo and Wilders washroom fight? The Zebras picked all the hats up but that one. They just left it in the corner all game. We scored a goal because of it. The Mayor's goal went in off of the hat. He was awarded the goal despite trying to keep his distance from the on-ice warning message of some possible broken wind.
Magboy netted a TSN replay worthy goal off a high flick pass from the Mayor. He knocked the puck down with his glove, returned both hands to his stick and notched it in while highfiving the Mayor and texting.
In the net stood our disposable net minder, Dokota DC3, whose flaps were up every time the Mongeeseses rafter daddy shots lifted off. Their attempts to outplay the shorthanded Strawbs were futile especially when Gawd and the Vice can play the entire game. The Vice's beauty goal is another testament to the D's outstanding play. As a matter of fact we saw a lot of out standing the entire game.
After the final whistle the team's defibrillator was used to treat Gawd and The Vice's supra-ventricular tachycardia. On the bench they call it "feeling tachy again". In the room the Fiss brothers decided to make a jack ass video and jolt each other in their post game masochist ritual. In the end we were all shocked, especially those showering at the time. [No footage was actually recorded]
Post game a few Veteran Strawbs convened at the Tavren for a post game sip and the awarding of a custom printed hat for The Vice. "Who Sharted".
Strawberries 6 - Mongeese Flew South (4)
The Slick is back! Not since we played that team without a goalie has Slick recorded a slicktrick. Hats rained on to the ice. They were great hats too. Hats like Bombardier, Molson 50, CP Rail, Gawd is Watching (with a picture of Gawd winking). Someone tossed one of those "Who Farted" hats. You know the one that looks roughed up like it was worn to a Zoo and Wilders washroom fight? The Zebras picked all the hats up but that one. They just left it in the corner all game. We scored a goal because of it. The Mayor's goal went in off of the hat. He was awarded the goal despite trying to keep his distance from the on-ice warning message of some possible broken wind.
Magboy netted a TSN replay worthy goal off a high flick pass from the Mayor. He knocked the puck down with his glove, returned both hands to his stick and notched it in while highfiving the Mayor and texting.
In the net stood our disposable net minder, Dokota DC3, whose flaps were up every time the Mongeeseses rafter daddy shots lifted off. Their attempts to outplay the shorthanded Strawbs were futile especially when Gawd and the Vice can play the entire game. The Vice's beauty goal is another testament to the D's outstanding play. As a matter of fact we saw a lot of out standing the entire game.
After the final whistle the team's defibrillator was used to treat Gawd and The Vice's supra-ventricular tachycardia. On the bench they call it "feeling tachy again". In the room the Fiss brothers decided to make a jack ass video and jolt each other in their post game masochist ritual. In the end we were all shocked, especially those showering at the time. [No footage was actually recorded]
Post game a few Veteran Strawbs convened at the Tavren for a post game sip and the awarding of a custom printed hat for The Vice. "Who Sharted".
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Strawbs Extend Streak to 6-0, Nov. 14, 2013
Under the watchful eye of Ice Marshall Walpole (Ret.), the Killer Strawberries extended its early season winning streak to six wins and 0 losses. In typical Strawbs fashion, the team played to the level of its competition, and in this particular case, it was anything but a beauty. Out chanced, out worked, out muscled, out lucked, but not out scored, the team eeked out a win by one goal. Suffice to say the Strawbs were not overly happy with their play, but all were quick to note "a win is a win." They were probably out quoted by the opposing team as well.
Most of the vets retired to the terminal tavren following the game to enjoy anything but re-hashing the game. As has been the case all season, no rookies were invited to the post game soiree. The usual lies, drinks and food were consumed.
Most of the vets retired to the terminal tavren following the game to enjoy anything but re-hashing the game. As has been the case all season, no rookies were invited to the post game soiree. The usual lies, drinks and food were consumed.
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Strawbs pinch out a BM victory
Game Report
Killer Strawberries 4 Barn Muckers 3
Nov 11, 2013 (One to remember)
In one of the Strawbs toughest matches of the season, and with only 10 skates this time, the squad was able to notch a 5th straight victory. Gawd was missing. A courtesy call indicated that he was tied up in meetings on Church Street, Toronto. In his words, "I've got to go down for a group hug." Good luck with just hugging. Not only did you put us out but you will likely have to put out too. Clean your equipment before you return to the ice. Phillter Queen was missing as well. Until he's plugged in we won't know if he sucks. That may sound like a shot, but its a pretty accurate statement.
Those that did show know how much trouble those Muckers can be. Marquis de Saviour, filled with honeymoon testosterone, saved many breakaways and countless wristers and whack-at-ers. Shiny and the Vice watched the BM's pass the puck around like onlookers at a ping pong tournament. They kept their opponents wide by not moving much. Johnny 2 Good and Devilish had their hands full clearing the puck to whom ever would take it. Sometime they got it back right away.
Despite the lack of clearing attempts and puck control, the forward lines did what they do best, look to their executive to save the day. Magboss opened the scoring due to a beauty pass from Slickery.
The second marker was again a product of Slickery's charity. This year the executive promises a tax write off each time Slick donates a pass to another teammate. In 2012 Slick had nothing to claim.
The Hanson bros, despite their tin foiled hands, tag teamed a few nifty goals with the Mayor's support.
The executives, past and present, retired to the terminal tavren where the board discussed its IPO positioning. With 5 wins and at least 1 fan per game, it's time to start selling shares.
2 lbs of fragmented gallus domesticus and a small amount of ale were consumed.
In one of the Strawbs toughest matches of the season, and with only 10 skates this time, the squad was able to notch a 5th straight victory. Gawd was missing. A courtesy call indicated that he was tied up in meetings on Church Street, Toronto. In his words, "I've got to go down for a group hug." Good luck with just hugging. Not only did you put us out but you will likely have to put out too. Clean your equipment before you return to the ice. Phillter Queen was missing as well. Until he's plugged in we won't know if he sucks. That may sound like a shot, but its a pretty accurate statement.
Those that did show know how much trouble those Muckers can be. Marquis de Saviour, filled with honeymoon testosterone, saved many breakaways and countless wristers and whack-at-ers. Shiny and the Vice watched the BM's pass the puck around like onlookers at a ping pong tournament. They kept their opponents wide by not moving much. Johnny 2 Good and Devilish had their hands full clearing the puck to whom ever would take it. Sometime they got it back right away.
Despite the lack of clearing attempts and puck control, the forward lines did what they do best, look to their executive to save the day. Magboss opened the scoring due to a beauty pass from Slickery.
The second marker was again a product of Slickery's charity. This year the executive promises a tax write off each time Slick donates a pass to another teammate. In 2012 Slick had nothing to claim.
The Hanson bros, despite their tin foiled hands, tag teamed a few nifty goals with the Mayor's support.
The executives, past and present, retired to the terminal tavren where the board discussed its IPO positioning. With 5 wins and at least 1 fan per game, it's time to start selling shares.
2 lbs of fragmented gallus domesticus and a small amount of ale were consumed.
Strawberries Quack Mighty Ducks Defense, Win a Thriller
Game Report
Killer Strawberries 5 Mighty Ducks 4
Nov 7, 2013
They looked and played like pylons for a period and a half, but the Killer Strawberries needed no more than a minute to blow the doors off what was otherwise a dud of a match.
Dr. Thug was in attendance despite his ongoing concussion lawsuit vs. the College, a suit that could see him get paid $1.2 million dollars for every concussion he’s endured since his inception into the league in 1924, totaling $1,036,800,000.
Magboy and Shiny Shawn Brightly had troubles adjusting their balance attempting to get used to the ever-growing ego associated with starting their Executive careers 4-0.
Back from his honeymoon soiree, Marquis de Saviour went from scoring to saving with a flip of a switch, robbing the Mighty Ducks of any hope throughout the game.
As for the others: The Fiss’ fizzled, Johnny was 2 Good, the Mayor Mayored and Slickery slicked. Gawd was Gawd, and the Vice was present.
Reported by Marquis de Saviour
They looked and played like pylons for a period and a half, but the Killer Strawberries needed no more than a minute to blow the doors off what was otherwise a dud of a match.
Dr. Thug was in attendance despite his ongoing concussion lawsuit vs. the College, a suit that could see him get paid $1.2 million dollars for every concussion he’s endured since his inception into the league in 1924, totaling $1,036,800,000.
Magboy and Shiny Shawn Brightly had troubles adjusting their balance attempting to get used to the ever-growing ego associated with starting their Executive careers 4-0.
Back from his honeymoon soiree, Marquis de Saviour went from scoring to saving with a flip of a switch, robbing the Mighty Ducks of any hope throughout the game.
As for the others: The Fiss’ fizzled, Johnny was 2 Good, the Mayor Mayored and Slickery slicked. Gawd was Gawd, and the Vice was present.
Reported by Marquis de Saviour
Friday, November 01, 2013
Marquis de Slave
Game Report
Killer Strawberries 5 Scrapper 4
Oct 28, 2013
The team took to the ice with almost a full roster again. "The Fill" was absent while Shiny made his debut with the newly reformed Killer strawberries team. The most noticeable back-filled absence was none other than the permanently whipped Marquis de Slave who hadn't the balls to arrange for a honeymoon much closer to the arena. The Ontario North lands repair depot would have been a great spot to honeymoon. It features high ceilings and a wonderful cafeteria. Or how about Arclin Canada Limited. I hear they have wonderfully decorated 4000 gal holding tanks with competitive prices and free parking.
While both of those getaway spots are a honeymooners dream, the Marquis needlessly shacked up in some remote expensive sweet spending his time watching NHL hockey and TSN replays while the beautiful Mrs M.D.S surfed the net for thank you cards.
We hope you enjoyed your time off and Congratulations!
Please Note: The executive has decided that this is your final marriage and or honeymoon. See you Thursday.
A few die-hards convened at the tavern where nothing much was consumed.
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Killer Strawberries shed 100 years, win season opener 4-0
With the departure of 5 stalwart Strawbs (Freight Train Laronde, Butcher Brophey, Ice Marshall Walpole, Warren Peace and Pajama Man) this season, the team went after some able replacements. The result was a lowering of the combined team age by 100 years and a shift to a faster, younger and better weight distributed team. The new "young guns" add to a new dimension in team speed not seen since the last century. There are still a few old crumugeons left on the Strawbs, but it is clear the current roster will compete well. As Dr. Thug noted after the game, "we're gonna go all the way." Not to throw water on that flame of optimism, but Dr. Thug says that year in and year out.
The Marquis de Save was brilliant as he always says he is and was well deserved of the shutout even as he and his teammates tried to throw the shutout away in the dying minutes. GAWD was Gawd. The Vice continues to unimpress, and Dr. Thug was thrilled the opposition had "wimin folk." Mag Boy was less of a dirvish and more of a scoring machine, wearing the executive mantle with aplum. Slickery was too much so and left the game with a trick back to some far flung hot tub and Swedish masseuse. The Mayor in reslendant plastic skates was as always the fastest player on the ice and came close to realizing speed kills.
The shouts of "We Want the Butcher" quickly died away with the more than capable play of Johnny 2 Good. The Hanson twins, Tyler and Jason, were perfectly rambunctious, while Devon and Phil whipped around the ice like short track skaters on a roller rink. Game monikers for the new pups will be forthcoming.
Stay tuned for more exciting news than this following the games to come.
Oh yes, the "die hards" and no new guys retired to the treminal tavren (for IMW) to discuss ales. 8 gift certificates for the old guys were aquired and a few Guiness to validate being at the pub.
The Marquis de Save was brilliant as he always says he is and was well deserved of the shutout even as he and his teammates tried to throw the shutout away in the dying minutes. GAWD was Gawd. The Vice continues to unimpress, and Dr. Thug was thrilled the opposition had "wimin folk." Mag Boy was less of a dirvish and more of a scoring machine, wearing the executive mantle with aplum. Slickery was too much so and left the game with a trick back to some far flung hot tub and Swedish masseuse. The Mayor in reslendant plastic skates was as always the fastest player on the ice and came close to realizing speed kills.
The shouts of "We Want the Butcher" quickly died away with the more than capable play of Johnny 2 Good. The Hanson twins, Tyler and Jason, were perfectly rambunctious, while Devon and Phil whipped around the ice like short track skaters on a roller rink. Game monikers for the new pups will be forthcoming.
Stay tuned for more exciting news than this following the games to come.
Oh yes, the "die hards" and no new guys retired to the treminal tavren (for IMW) to discuss ales. 8 gift certificates for the old guys were aquired and a few Guiness to validate being at the pub.
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